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Welp, hindsight’s always 2020

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snorlaxatives:

that little chunk of chocolate at the bottom of the drumstick cone reblog of you agree

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viarga:

this is my favorite post on this website

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odric-master-swagtician:

So I talked about this before and, finally, here it is!

<b>Odric’s 1K follower giveaway!</b>

The prize, in summation, includes:
[1] Mikaeus, the Lunarch
[1] Thalia, Guardian of Thraben
[1] Avacyn, Angel of Hope
[1] Odric, Master Tactiacian, and
[1] (not pictured) Avacyn, Guardian Angel

Since money’s tight right now, this isn’t me ordering cards on TCGPlayer or SCG and sending them to you - these are all cards from my personal collection. The Odric in question is actually the Odric that I’ve been using as my own, personal commander for almost a year now.
(I’ll buy new cards later to replace them once I get some spending money)

<b>*RULES OF THE GIVEAWAY*</b>

1. Since this giveaway is happening because of my followers, it is FOR my followers. That means if you’re not following me, you won’t be eligible to win.

2. Likes and reblogs will count as separate entries.

3. Due to the nature of tumblr’s notes system, mass reblogging/liking this post will NOT mean that you are getting multiple entries. If you have reblogged or liked this post once before, reblogging/liking it again will do nothing but bump your note to the most recent one. To reiterate: do <b>NOT</b> spam reblogs on this post.

4. The winner of the giveaway will be determined on December 15th by random number generator. I will take the number of notes this post has and randomly generate a number - the corresponding note of that number (from earliest to latest) will be the winner!

Anyway, I want to finish this post off by thanking each and every one of you for following me. It really means a lot and I want you all to know how much I appreciate it.

With that said, let the giveaway begin! :U

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me as a pilot

memeufacturing:

me: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. Thank you for flying with United Airlines and oh wow that is a lot of buttons. That’s a lot of fucking buttons. Oh man

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superbrybread:

Holy fuck look at this man child lmfao

Context: this is the guy who became CEO of a pharmaceutical company and promptly raised the price of a life saving AIDS medication from $13.50 to $750 per pill.

He’s basically been a huge piece of shit in the face of justified public backlash over this (basically playing the “lol I’m rich I don’t care about your criticisms” card). Even Donald Trump has panned this guy. He eventually promised to lower the price (he didn’t say how much), but this hasn’t happened yet.

Recently, he donated $2,700 to the Bernie Sanders campaign in order to buy a meeting with him (some sort of play for power). Sanders and his campaign manager were aware of the situation with this dude and “refused” to take his money. But instead of just giving it back, they donated it to an HIV clinic as an extra slap to the face.

Shkreli has been trying to play it off (also saying Sanders should have given it back instead of donating it), but judging by this latest tweet I just got in my email, he’s starting to crack :y

Sources: http://www.advocate.com/politics/2015/10/16/bernie-sanders-gives-martin-shkrelis-donation-hiv-clinic

https://mobile.twitter.com/MartinShkreli/status/655863780912574464

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It gets better, somebody please put this child in his corner permanently.

https://twitter.com/MartinShkreli Those tweets are still up as of 9:12 pm EST Sunday, October 18, in case you wanted to see if they’re legit (and they hilariously are). Check out his current photos for extra giggles.

holy shit

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meladoodle:

Have you guys seen that awful scat video on the internet? 2 girls 1 cuppadeebe skeebe bop bada bop

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